the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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to die when you are happy

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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X ray vision on chairs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!