The power to eat ass.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!