Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!