the power to sit

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power of learning

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the power to get in the van

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!