The ability to change your weight

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!