The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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the power to instantly die

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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the power to be able to blow air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!