The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power to instantly die

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The ability to levitate birds

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!