The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The ability to smell colors

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!