The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to exhale clouds.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!