The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to bread toast!

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power of learning

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the power to talk backwards

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!