the power to spell words wrong

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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to do nothing

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to control mealworms

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!