- Pointless Super Powers

The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

+60

the power to make pointless superpowers

+58

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

+58

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

+50

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

+44

The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

+44

The power to turn into random objects

+22

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to touch your toes

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to lick your elbow.

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to get this. Do you get it?

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The power to die when you change emotions

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.