the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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Acid pee

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!