the powre to spel

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to burn the sun.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power of self mind control

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the power to count from A to purple

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!