- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to ignore useful information

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

Being able to fly in place.

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to bypass capcha codes

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to die at will

The power to summon cops to arrest you

The power to break a Nokia

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

the power to fart your way to the moon

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

Pointless Super Powers