the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to become famous on vine

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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This can be essential to finish a perfect quality dissertation while scholars are studying at the university. Thus, your superior release related to this post will be a a really good issue for the thesis example creators.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the ability to post here

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!