the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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the power to beathe

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to die early.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!