the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The power to revive Hitler.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

Liam Brudenell

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The ability to not be Batman

The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to smell a fart upwind.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!