The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to die.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to waste money

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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to do nothing

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!