- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

Being able to fly in place.

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to understand irony.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to be fireproof under water

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

Pointless Super Powers