The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to live.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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X ray vision on chairs

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to see through air

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!