The power to live.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the ability to post here

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to be a gamer

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the ability to see through air

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!