To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The ability to police irony

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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lol

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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All of aquaman's powers.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to like any show

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!