The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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to make asians smart

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to see through glass

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The power to see through air

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to bleed on command

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!