The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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the ability to see through air

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!