The power to not care.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to count to infinity.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to become black!

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The power of love

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!