Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to not do it.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the power to send text messages while driving

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!