- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

the ability to do absolutely nothing

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The power to suck your own dick

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to eat your poop

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

the power to sleep while standing!

Pointless Super Powers