The ability to de-carbonate soda

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to start time.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!