Immunity to curable diseases.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to uncontrally boop

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Acid tears.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!