The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to release the bogus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!