Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to die.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

thumb_up thumb_down +148

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +140

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

thumb_up thumb_down +136

The power to control yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +134

The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

thumb_up thumb_down +134

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

thumb_up thumb_down +128

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The power to take a crap.

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

thumb_up thumb_down +118

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

thumb_up thumb_down +116

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

thumb_up thumb_down +114

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

thumb_up thumb_down +114

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

thumb_up thumb_down +102

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

thumb_up thumb_down +102

The power to lick your elbow.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

thumb_up thumb_down +100

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!