Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to see through air

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to close your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!