The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to fly 3 inches.

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

make youself dumb

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

boo

the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

The power of compulsive lying.

The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!