- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

the power to melt your bones

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

the power to be Justin bieber

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

Being only half invisible.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

Pointless Super Powers