- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to make lipstick fly

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to be french.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The power to see through windows

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to die when you get old

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

Liam Brudenell

The ability to die on command.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

Pointless Super Powers