The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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boo

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to die.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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the power to have a dick in the box

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!