The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the ability to post here

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to stop existing.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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he power to make mistakes

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!