- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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the ability to un-dank any meme

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power of 12% levetation

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

Pointless Super Powers