the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!