- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The ability to sweat poop.

All of aquaman's powers.

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to release the bogus

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

The power to get laid by your right hand.

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

Pointless Super Powers