the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to turn any object into food

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!