- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The power to see via toe nails

The power to think of food

The power to be never need to use the bathroom

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

The power to see through glass doors.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The power to be a gamer

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

A good Kisser

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

Pointless Super Powers