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Nope. Just nope.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The ability to die on command.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to break bones at will.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to not care.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!