The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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power to have no power at all

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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the power to get sick

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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the power to be in AA.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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the power to melt your bones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!