- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

Pointless Super Powers