The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to waste money

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!