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The power to journey into the future of the past.
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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.
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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle
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The power of becoming an apple tree
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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever
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make youself dumb
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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.
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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want
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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun
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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.
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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.
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the power to be Justin bieber
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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda
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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS
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The ability to swim in water.
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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE
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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.
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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.
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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.
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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun
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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over
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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.
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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.
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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!