the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to smell whore

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!