The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!