- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to smell like body odor at will

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The power to sleep through a dream.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The ability to smell colors

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to ejaculate

the power to turn on a random guys tv

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The ability to change your weight

The power to reseal bottles!

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

Pointless Super Powers