- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

The ability to eat anything except for food

the power to control your own body movements

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to stick your head up your ass

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to waste money

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

the power to be wrong

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

the power to see when the lights are on

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to self destruct

Pointless Super Powers