- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

See through invisible people

The power to think salmon.

The power to not get shit d*ck

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

the power to be good at something your already good at.

cry acid tears

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The power to think your dreams are real.

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to read the minds of rocks

The power to have knowledge of your power.

The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The power to make your nose blink.

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

Pointless Super Powers