The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to pee poop

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!