The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to not exercise.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!