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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.
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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series
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The power to die, and you can only do it once.
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The power to pee poop
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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored
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the power to fart the alphebet
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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.
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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood
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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages
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The power to get this. Do you get it?
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The capability to draw penises very well
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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.
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the power to make pointless superpowers
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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back
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The power to breathe oxygen.
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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman
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The power to live.
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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!
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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.
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the ability to post here
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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.
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The power of women's rights.
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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).
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The ability to fart like a zombie.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!