- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to know when someone queefed

The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

the power to become demented

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to be invisible to only yourself.

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

The power to be 6% fireproof

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to die at any moment you want.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

Pointless Super Powers