The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power of love

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!