The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

The power to not be Chuck Norris.

The power to laugh in Japanese.

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

The power to make yourself not have a super power

The power of women's rights.

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The ability to fart like a zombie.

the ability to see through air

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power drown in water

The power to survive at absolute zero

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to turn into an escalator

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The ability to not be Batman

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!