The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The ability to police irony

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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lol

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to be fireproof under water

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!