The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to release the bogus

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to see through glass walls.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to not care.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the power to transform into a rock.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to grab a cats face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!