The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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To be able to summon old people

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swear words -jesse

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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Acid pee

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!