The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to have a power

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

the power of being yourself

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!