The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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Acid pee

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!