- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to glow... in the dark...

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to smell water.

power to have no power at all

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to die

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

to randomly self destruct at any time

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

Pointless Super Powers