The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to create another human

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!