The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Having the power to stand still

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The ability to see through insects.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to lock open doors

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to be a woman

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!