- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

the power to eat people :D

The power to control yourself

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to see the past.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

Pointless Super Powers