The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!