- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

The power to speak braille.

the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

the ability to make something that docent exists

power to kill dead ppl.

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

The ability to de-carbonate soda

The power to unsee the unseen.

The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

Power to freeze ice.

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

the power to yell a math problem at will

To be able to summon old people

The power to start time.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

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Pointless Super Powers