The power to never get drunk

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!