The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!