the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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Being alive (until you die).

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to suck your own dick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!