- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to start time.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

the ability to become black.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

the power to complete math exercises

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to be Chuck Norris

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

Pointless Super Powers