- Pointless Super Powers

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The power to look like yourself

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

+141

The ability to have udders for nipples.

+137

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

+135

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

+121

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to forget what your superpower is

the power to misspell

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power of being pointless

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to urinate in mouth.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack