The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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being black

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to change your eye color.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!